The perfect beach smell

The inner intellectual abhors the manipulated image of beach babes that are flooding today’s media. Fake breasts, dyed highlighted hair, gleaming teeth, self-tanned skin, smiles up to the ears for no apparent reason, gams that go on for miles. Not all of that is bad, really, and I insist on that point vehemently (I could do with the gams fine myself) but perhaps when the total equals Jessica Simpson (it's her birthday today, by the way) as Daisy in the remake of that formative kitsch TV series of the same ... (more)